chibi-azathoth

Welp everyone is doing it and i been learning cool things about my idols and i seem to like whoring memes doing this kinda stuff so without further ado... 

yuriAza | Genderfuck | Demi/Pan | 21 | INTJ | Capricorn | Rat

Appearance - (no i will not give you a photo or a drawing bcs it would be crap)
 - Pale af
 - Gray/green/blue eyes
 - Tall and spidery
 - Dark brown/blonde hair (long, usually down or in a ponytail, straight with a hint of wavy)
 - My long af nails, just the way i like them
 - Lots of acne scars

<3 - 
 - Scifi
 - Tabletop games (is currently working on a homebrew supplement for Fantasy AGE) Edit: it'll be for FATE core now woo
 - Figuring things out
 - Detailed and consistent magic
 - Moe, Guro
 - Cute butts and boobs
 - Cell shading w/ painted highlights
 - Steven Universe, Eclipse Phase RPG, Worm by Wildbow, Rick and Morty
 - Groovy EDM
 - Nerdy but well written fanfic

</3 - 
 - People changing things without telling me
 - Salad dressing
 - Young adult novels (but i have consumed a few as junk food)
 - People flip-flopping
 - People who think i should change
 - Not using oxford commas

Objects - 
 - Phone (Windows phones have no apps and are shitty, but it was cheap)
 - Laptop
 - My poor tablet
 - Cthulhu plushie
 - Black marble coasters
 - Spray (for asthma)
 - Metallic green gooseneck booklight with magnifying glass
 - Books and PDFs
 - The caps to my VGA cable

Found another bio meme, this time via , and it also looked fun. It asks some different questions! 

-Name: yuriAza Violence Lawperson (i mean, not legally, but im not gonna give you my True Name, now am i?)

-Star sign: Capricorn (same as Seopai!), Rat

-Average hours of sleep: its always either 6-7 or 11

-Lucky number(s): uh, 5, 7, 12, and 13?

-Last thing googled: 
search history (so i could look up my google search history)
gravity falls (went looking for a specific episode where a thing happened)
t mobile tuesdays (bcs free food is always nice)

-Favorite fictional character(s): Garnet (is best mom), all the Crystal Gems, Rick Sanchez, Taylor Hebert, Blake Thorburn
 
-Current attire: double-layered PJs and a jacket (im cold but inside)

-When did you start this account?: May 1st 2011, but i had a hiatus from 2013 to 2015 and came back a changed person. 

-Number of watchers:  18 (woeful, i know, but pretty great for someone who doesn't post anything if you ask me)

-What do you post?: i have posted a few experiments, but this account is really just here for me to ogle after real artists

-Other sites:  
padded-walls (Tumblr)
lawrl777 (Youtube, where i curate my music)
yuriAza (AO3, where i keep my most recent dead fanfic)

-Do you get a lot of comments: No, but i ADORE each one and post way too many responses! 

-Why did you choose this username?:
Bcs back in the day, i thought "chibi" was the quintessential short Japanese word (really it's "kawaii") and i was a total weeb (now im grown up and i watch shows with western writers and korean inbetweeners like a real person). And Azathoth bcs im an HP Lovecraft whore and the blind idiot is the one true god, and the only one that's safe to actually worship. And i like hyphens. 

-Tagged by: i guess myself, technically? Props still go to Seopai

-Those I pester: Anyone who wants to do this. As you can see, im not really into this tagging thing. im not a spambot. 

As most of you probably now know, a man who said "Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything ... [w]hen you’re a star, they let you do it," is going to be arguably the most powerful person in the world. America elected him as their next president fair and square. 

I live in America. Granted, i live in a blue city in a blue state on the west coast, but i still have Trumpaloes living literally right next door. 

im less afraid of what Trump will do, but what Trumpaloes, whether they hold US governmental positions or not, will do. American government is designed so that i have a president, not a king or a fuhrer. Just because Trump is prez elect does not mean that the democratic half of the Senate or the House do not exist anymore. Just because Trump is prez elect does not mean that the ACLU and all the beautiful people who aren't white heteronormative male men cant do anything. 

The USA just one-upped Brexit. The international economy is already in shambles, and a global recession is almost certain. No one knows what is next or what Trump will actually do, but in many ways nothing has changed and we all still have what power we had. 

Go check out #TransLawHelp on twitter to find access to fast free legal work if you need help with name changes or documents or knowing your rights, or if you can help out. Regardless, retweet and share to other platforms. Look through Reddit for other advice and available lawyers and opportunities. And if youre LGBTQ but not trans or if youre not LGBTQ but want legal help, i bet they'll have someone in mind to redirect you to. 

 - If you live in a liberal area of the US: Keep fighting. Bring legal standing, take to the internet and to the streets. We have work to do. 

 - If you live in a conservative area of the US: dont be a dick. Be nice to everyone, and help neighbors who need it most. Let your other neighbors know that nothing has changed. Vote. Stay Safe. We have work to do. 

 - If you live outside the US: Get online. Let everyone know this is not ok and how it affects you too. Show us there are alternatives. We have work to do. 

Saw do this, looked fun. i make no guarantees as to how much you will learn... 

The Essentials
Name: yuriAza Violence Lawperson
Nickname: yuriAza, yuri, chibi-azathoth, lawrl, you
Location: US West
Age: 20
Height: idek, TALL
Zodiac sign: Capricorn, Rat
Any pets: 2 dogs
Favorite (bodily) thing about yourself: the the nape of my neck, specifically the vertebra prominens
Worst habit: too many to count; i default to speaking in this vacuous deadpan
Fun fact: Capitalization, punctuation, and white-space are very meaningful to me. 

Identity, Sexuality & Personality
Gender identity: Uhh... Neuter? N/A?
Sexual preference: Bi? Pansexual?
Romantic preference: like demi-panromantic?
Kinsey Scale score: 2 or 3
Relationship status: Free, Not looking
Myers/Briggs type: INTJ (all the quirks~!)
Hogwarts house: thats a trick question: anyone who says gryffindor is pompous, anyone who says slytherin is trying too hard to be emo, anyone who says ravenclaw is an elitist, and anyone who says hufflepuff likes harry potter too much jk but not rly

Routine
"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": depends on if im in school or not
Bath or shower: showers, but i LOVE baths when i can get them
First thought in the morning: "Well that dream was odd."
Last thought before falling asleep at night: "Maybe if I ... "


School/Work
Do you work or are you a student: student
What do you do good: arguing, explaining, weirding people out
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: you cant seriously plan like that

Habits (Do you…?)
Drink: not really
Smoke: nopenopenope
Do Drugs: not yet at least, though i do respect the power of fluorescent lights
Exercise: i try and by that i mean no
Have a go-to comfort food: i have several; mac-n-cheese, red beans and rice, pizza, cheesecake
Have a nervous habit: stuttering and repeating words, not making eye contact, sweating but i do that all the time anyway...

What is your favourite…?
Physical quality in Yourself: my nails? my scars?
Physical quality in Others: art does not work that way
Mental/emotional quality in yourself: my empathy
Color: any color or combination is good if your pick the right shades, pink, teal, azure, purple and yellow, blue and white, red and purple
Food: all the food; cereal grains other than wheat, broccoli, cheesecake
Drink: basically anything with sugar in it
Animal: foxes, molluscs, sea pigs, nudibranchs, flatworms, tardigrades, birds, SHARKS, all of them
Artist/Band/Group: all the EDM, the Beatles
Author/Poet: Isaac Asimov, Lovecraft, EarthScorpion, wildbow, Charles Stross
TV Show: Hellsing Ultimate, Teen Titans, Avatar, Korra, Daredevil s1 (oc not counting movies like Rebuild of Eva or Madoka Rebellion)
Actor/Actress: the good(, older) ones
Blogger: dont really read blogs, Popehat? 

Thought i'd check in on/with y'all. 

i've been finding plenty of colorful, postcyberpunk, diverse stuff to fav lately, so go check that out to see all the great nerds and their babs. 

Also, been learning 5th edition Dungeons and Dragons, i can feel the MtG design influence but can't quite tell if it's for vets or newcomers. Seems good though, can't wait for more d20 modern stuff. 

Also, this: 
 (from Teen Titans Go! s3ep10)
The Eighties, they call to me! (⌐■_■) Yeeeaaahhh